Hello, young HTBs.
Of course, I'm sure you're wondering who this strange weirdo trying to teach you how to become a hero is. Even if you're not wondering, I know that the question is lurking deep within your subconscious. If it isn't, you're not sceptical enough to become a hero just yet. I'd work on your trust issues (of trusting too easily) and learn how to be suspicious of everything from now on. Suspicion is key. You never know when you're going to bump into a new foe.
To keep things simple, I am a mentor, a trainer, a friend, anything you wish to see me as. Never feel afraid to approach me with any questions, I will most definitely answer them as quickly and as swiftly as possible. I am indeed aware that quickly and swiftly do have relatively similar meanings, but that is just how I would like to emphasise the speed in which I will answer your queries on becoming a superhero.
For ease of access, you may call me The Mentor. I know, genius name. It's not my actual superhero name. This is my secret identity, of course. If I were to reveal to you my true superhero name, I'd be basically telling you my secret identity, which is a big no-no in the world of heroing. Of course, you must be wondering about the whole secret identity thing. If you aren't, you better start wondering. This question will be answered soon in a post dedicated to the idea of secret identities.
Stay tuned, young people of the world!
- TM.
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